Sunday, July 24, 2005

Three Poems from Last Night

Empty Cinema

You take a seat, without popcorn or cola.
The houselights are up, auditorium empty.
The movie doesn’t start for twenty minutes.
You watch the blank white screen, enthralled.
It only looks like this twenty minutes a day;
Sometimes, it’s a black screen, the same
As the doors and walls when the lights are off,
No, maybe it’s a slight glowering rectangle
Barely existing thanks to the scant green glow
Of the emergency exit signs,
otherwise
It’s adventures, twenty four frames per second,
Everyone stares, not knowing
What it really is, in the same way
They stare at all things, apples, windows, genitals.
Ultimately, a blank white screen
Is the hardest damn thing in the world to look at.
Try it. Within seconds your head is throbbing
With all those water torture pop songs,
Images of all those old loves that did or didn’t,
Things you’d say to the boss if you had a pair.
It takes another ten minutes to slightly accept;
White screen, framed in black, silence, inhale, exhale.
It’s funny, you paid to get in here for noise,
CGI, spectacle, explosions, heroes, heroines,
Only to find you needed the exact opposite…
At which point you’re rabbit punched
By the Pearl and Dean jingle. Within seconds
A piss weak American beer becomes your sole passion,
enslaves your tongue to your eye.

Friday, July 08, 2005

July Listings, Game on for 9th

Hello all,
Sorry this is a bit later than usual but I've been busy
pretending to be a rock star in Denmark 'n' stuff. Because of this I
didn't get to tell you about the Tall Lighthouse show last week which
didn't really matter because the place was RAMMED and Baden made a
brilliant job of supplanting me mas poetry uber-host.
HOWEVER, due to yesterdays events I was close to
cancelling tomorrow's show, but not anymore. After chatting to the
venue and the poets I am happy to announce that THE SHOW WILL GO ON.
Floor spots will also be open, and I am willing to announce that
anyone who wants to read should be able to, though I will wittle it
down to one poem per floor spot if the demand is high. It would be
really cool if people could make it down because the line up is
another cracker, see below for details.
Finally, The Cellar will be taking a break for August and
there will be no show on the 30th July. We will be back with a
vengeance with many great line-ups and the second Cellar Slam from 3rd
September.
All the best as ever,
Niall

The Cellar
Every Saturday 7.30pm
The Poetry Cafe, 22 Betterton Street, Covent Garden tube
Floorspots available on the night
£5/3concs

Saturday 9th July- SPECIAL MUST SEE DESPITE ALL THE BULLSHIT EXTRAVAGANZA

Roger Robinson- Colourful urban folktales from the author of Suitcase,
as seen supporting RUN-DMC, De La Soul, and Saul Williams. Fearless,
funny, full of life.

Matthew Caley- Runner up of last year's National Poetry Competition
and Forward prize nominee:Transcendant, imaginative verse, rippling
with wit and surprise.

Other Theresa- Spiky satirical rhymes, sharper than Elenor Bobbit's
best steak knife...

Saturday 16th July-

Dean Wilson- Rhymes that twist, subvert and delight. White hot
northern attitude, superbly delivered ( and I'm not just talking about
his postie job!)

Rebecca Sabin- A wry, witty but warm take on the everyday, from the
intensely personal to birds eye views of dinner ladies' hairstyles.

ONE MORE FEATURE TO BE ANNOUNCED!

Saturday 23rd July- SCHOOL'S OUT FOR SUMMER SPECIAL

Featuring Your Favourite Teachers-

Mr Jacob Sam LaRose- Sensitive colourful advice on how to handle those
romantic blues, eat chocolate with passion and party hard yet
smoooooooth.

Miss Emma Hammond- Head of the Sex Education Dept, heartfelt
storytelling that doesn't flinch from vivid detail and unchecked
expression. A triumphant return from a true London favourite.

Mr Robert Yates- Mersey Philosophy from the daff waving specialist in
the Baudelaire-Rimbaud school melodic mysanthopy. Keep to the left
boy!